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            .      u    .- -.  :   ON UNDERMAC !!!!!
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       .'   ` `-._      `.  ( .    ON A REGULAR BASIS ARE REALLY
     .- `.   `.  '_`_  _  `. '     IN A POSITION TO DELIVER INCISIVE
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     ;'          `;   .'`.         CAPITALISM SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     ;            :__;    `.       AS I TYPE ON THIS COMPUTER WHICH
     `.          :'         `.     CAPITALISM MADE POSSIBLE
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[Original by Staszek]